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April 2005

" Mechanic to Car Owner : "I couldn't repair the brakes, so I made your horn louder.

" Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. They both are empty neck upwards.

" Q. Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?
A. Because they advertised 'FREE DELIVERY'.

" Q. What is the difference between a 'watch' and a 'wife'?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bund ho jaati hai, Aur doosri bigadti hai to
chaaloo ho jaati hai.

" Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, And,
Behind every SATISFIED woman, there is an EXHAUSTED man.

" Women are like phones.
They love to be held and talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected.

" Q. How can you tell when a FAX has been sent by a 'blonde'?
A. There is a stamp on it.

" Your birth certificate is an apology from a condom factory.

" Did you ever notice that when you are driving, anyone going slower than you is an IDIOT, and anyone driving faster that you is a MANIAC.

" Next time, borrow money from PESSIMISTS. They won't expect you to return it.

" Q. What is the thinnest book in the world?
A. What men know about women.

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